Archive for Balayya Jokes

Balayya – “batta tala” vunte…

Balayya – “batta tala” vunte chala goppa vallu avtaranta nijamena???
Lecturer – “Cheviti na kodaka ‘batta tala’ kadu ra ‘pattudala’

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Jr.NTR – Adenti babai pinni..

Jr.NTR – Adenti babai pinni pregnant kada mari delivari ki hospital kakunda pizza shop ki enduku teeskellav?
Balayya – Aare pizza shop lo delivery free anta ra….!!!!!!

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Jr NTR – Babai nenu ivala

Jr NTR – Babai nenu ivala Rs 1000/- odipoyanu
Balayya – Ela abbai
Jr NTR – Morning cricket match lo Rs 500/- bet kattanu, INDIA Match odipoyindhi
Balayya – Abbai 500 ee kada, maari migitha 500
Jr NTR – Night high lights mida 500 petta babai, malli odipoyindhi

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Aghora tells ballaya…

Aghora tells ballaya abt magadheera
“vadu mande agni golam la kanipistadu”
Balayya – Mari Tuesday ela untadu?
AGHORA: Inko 400 years ayna nuv marav ra baaliga

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Balayya goes to the programme..

Balayya goes to the programme “koun banega karod pathi”. the conversation between amitabachchan and Balayya.
Amitab: In which state godavari flows?
Balayya: Liquid State (some one is clapped amitab is shocked ) (balayya looked behind) Jr N: Babai super!!!

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Balayya: Nenu kuda…

Balayya: Nenu kuda jagan la odarpu yatra cheddam anukuntunnara
Jr NTR: Enduku babai?
Balayya: Mana cinemalu choosi chanipoyina varikosam
Jr NTR : Nuvu keka babai

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Jr NTR:….

Jr NTR: “Gold chain karigiste em vastundi?”
Balakrishna: Gold vastundi……
NTR: “Silver chain ni karigisthe??”
Balakrishna: Silver vastundi…..
NTR: Apudu mari “CYCLE chaini karigiste cycle vastunda??
Balakrishna: Arey naku epudu e idea raledu… Yemaina mana vamsam telivaindi raa…

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BALAYYA KI PELLI CHUPULU…

BALLAYA KI PELLI CHUPULU…
Balayya – Entha varaku chadivavu
Ammayi: B.A
Balayya – chadivinave 2 mukkalu avi kuda malla reverse lona….!!!!

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Balayya Proposes her college mate…

Balayya Proposes her college mate : Rani I LOVE YOU!!
RANI – Poyi Principal ki cheptha.
Balayya – Principal ki already pelli ayipoyindha gaaa..

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Once Balayya & Jr.NTR…

Once Balayya & Jr.NTR will go to shop for re-charging mobile with top up card
Shop Keeper – 30 Rs. Card re-charge chesukunte 26 Rs talk time vasthundhi.
Balayya – aithe migatha 4 Rs. Ki Biscuits ivvu
Jr NTR – Babai. Cream biscuits ivvamani cheppu..

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