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Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says – What a shit ?
“I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all” ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory.

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: Beautiful Red Underwear
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

Sardarji calls Air India. “How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?”
“Just a sec,” says the receptionist. “Thank you.” says the Sardar and hangs up.

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
What the guys are doing asked the sardar. We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize replied one runner. Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower &
red light glowing on the top
Seeing this he says, “India is
developing fast, see there are traffic
signals for planes in the air!”